Fuck Dr. Drew sideways with a shovel. That slime ball should have his license revoked.

LOL. Yeah they can totally beat the Clippers without Curry.

Look the man was good - but can we stop pretending that he was on the level of Michael Jackson? Thriller. Billie Jean. Black or White. Bad. These were just objectively better songs than Raspberry Beret.

Yeah, just ask LaBradford Smith.

Deadspin. If only white males ages 24 - 33 born in America and educated in public schools funded in upper middle class socioeconomic districts could run everything.

I just really profoundly love it when people kick Dana “human genital sore” White around.

Alcoholics go to meetings. I’m just a drunk.

At the time I kind of felt the reference would make it LESS funny. On further reflection though, you’re right, that would have been better.

Well I’m definitely not “a”, but I can’t be “b”. I only drink vodka straight. From a thermos. For breakfast. In the back of my van. Which is also my house. Parked by the edge of the woods.

Is that what’s-her-face from Sucker Punch?

I almost fell out of my fucking chair when I saw Steve Francis on that list.

The weird thing is that even among NBA players he gets outsized respect based on some of his clutch moments. You don’t get nicknamed “Big Shot Bob” for nothing.

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Controversial and true opinion:

When Bo Jackson arrives at your fight... You should stop fighting.

Damn.

FREE AGENCY EXISTS.

Thank you. I was amazingly struck by how they were both clearly out of their league, but got by on slinging bullshit to dumb people.

Exactly. I was having flashbacks to every useless management consultant I’ve ever heard droning on about nothing in a meeting.

I’m sure he’ll have a job in five minu...