Well I’m definitely not “a”, but I can’t be “b”. I only drink vodka straight. From a thermos. For breakfast. In the back of my van. Which is also my house. Parked by the edge of the woods.

Is that what’s-her-face from Sucker Punch?

I almost fell out of my fucking chair when I saw Steve Francis on that list.

The weird thing is that even among NBA players he gets outsized respect based on some of his clutch moments. You don’t get nicknamed “Big Shot Bob” for nothing.

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Controversial and true opinion:

When Bo Jackson arrives at your fight... You should stop fighting.

Damn.

FREE AGENCY EXISTS.

Thank you. I was amazingly struck by how they were both clearly out of their league, but got by on slinging bullshit to dumb people.

Exactly. I was having flashbacks to every useless management consultant I’ve ever heard droning on about nothing in a meeting.

I’m sure he’ll have a job in five minu...

Shhh... No it doesn’t. I congratulate you on having read literally nothing written about NFL contracts in the past two decades.

The best part? The person who spent years lobbying to get this made into an inspirational movie? Rudy Ruettiger!

I’m pretty sure that’s coming off the rim, but still, that’s... hilariously pathetic.

If three of the top 30 brackets made this mistake it is definitely a Yahoo problem.

Oh my God. Burneko sucks now. Write another recipe please, you are the fucking Zach Snyder of political think piece writers.

Oh my God. Barry put me back in the greys for pointing out what a fucking dipshit he is... Well all I can say is that you guys deserve everything coming to you.

Yes.

LOL. Pussy. Fuck You.