LOL. Pussy. Fuck you.

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You seriously dismissed me? God you are a fucking pussy. I really want everyone to know that Barry Petchesky runs and hides the second anyone says something he doesn’t like.

It fits in with Gawker’s general “everything is news unless it would harm our organization financially” ethos.

I blame the coaching thing. For as much as he was worth to Miami, one thing that was clear from day one was that Spo was Riley’s guy, and if LeBron didn’t like him (which people forget came up a lot the first year) then tough fucking titty.

Is there any other public figure who gets to lecture people about “doing things the right way” while openly being an obnoxious prick?

I played with a lot of guys like you. I’m happy for you. Legend in your own mind is a cool place to be. Don’t let real players ruin it for you.

LOL. Dude at least TRY to make it look like you aren’t dunking on an 8 foot rim. 6'2" Vertical in the 40's is funnier than shit. I guess you’re John Wall but nobody ever heard of you because... you know... stuff.

That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

Fuck. Be strong Craig. A lot of people love you.

If one has not nearly drunkenly pissed on a homeless man... Has one truly lived?

Yeah I don’t think there is an athlete in the world today who does passive-aggresive social media shit better than LeBron. He (and his team) would have to know the message this sends.

I was staggering home hammered through a residential neighborhood (still pretty far from my place) when I saw a little alleyway behind a gas station that looked promising.

Oh that’s fascinating. What was it a request for exactly? People’s guesses? Some sort of psychic intervention? Seems like a question about the rules might require you to reference... you know... the rules.

Learn to read.

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Yeah despite what Redford and many commenters seem to believe I don’t think there’s a specific rule against it. The refs can tell you not to do it, but it’s not specifically banned anywhere in the rules.

Deadspin’s comment section cracks me up.

Maybe I’ll use all that bench time to read. It’s fun, you should learn how.

Exactly, which was why I was kind of curious whether it was technically against the rules.