Counterpoint: This (while probably not going to resemble the final stadium in any way) looks fucking awesome.

I laughed.

I’m not much of a baseball fan.

Peyton Manning last year was the worst QB in the league. It wasn’t close.

Not to put to fine a point on it, but if you see one, you’re probably fucked. They’re pretty good about staying out of people’s way, but they’re like other big cats in that now and then one gets a taste for humans...

Whiting Ranch right? I lived literally a block from that park entrance when that happened.

Um...

Keith Olbermann has Tim Wakefield’s fastball.

Um...

Ha!

Yeah I don’t know where “Jon is definitely dead” came from. He is more alive than Rob Gronkowski.

I guess we have different definitions of “de-escalation”.

The girl in the white shirt pushes him in the back, and he definitely turns and moves her with his right arm, but he seems to be trying to de-escalate a fight he didn’t start.

I hate all politicians, so I’ll stand in as neutral.

That was exactly what I thought. Like... Mrs. Payton, you have some explaining to do.

Um... was this English?

Sounds really great and great to see Foodspin back.

To paraphrase Matt Taibbi, we only want our reporters to METAPHORICALLY suck the dicks of the powerful.

Hi Carmelo!