Yeah I mean he’s less a shooting forward a la Chris Bosh or Ryan Anderson than a converted wing player, a la Paul George or Paul Pierce. I just asked because one of the things we’ve seen with Pierce in particular is that it’s dangerous to put him on legit big men (who beat the shit out of him in long minutes) but he…

Not even I hate myself enough to watch the Nets very much. How is he defensively? Can he hang on the perimeter at all or is he just a small ball 4 now?

Well he was a martial arts champion at a pretty young age (ok, Tae Kwon Do, but still) then had pretty consistent work in television for a while before becoming a martial arts commentator/professional podcasting meathead.

Um... is there any reason to think this isn’t just old footage?

I did. Mostly just to be a hipster douche. Most things you can do fine without it, but reheating cheap Chinese takeout is kind of irritating.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/131/

Cricket should be number one. That sport is insane. You mentioned it’s baseball with a pool ball but left out that you stand in front of “home plate” and they THROW THE FUCKING BALL AT YOU. If you’re world class, it’s coming in the low 90's.

Bravo.

The sad part is that JR Smith is what Dion Waiters ASPIRES to be.

Drunk, angry Blake Griffin is coming to kick the shit out of you. Do you:

If it makes you feel better, they are almost universally repulsive to women.

Yeah, I’d be a lot more sympathetic to a scuffle between friends if it hadn’t been so violent it disabled both participants. And if one guy wasn’t twice the size of the other. And if one guy is definitely never going to tell his side because he’d lose his job.

I’ve maintained forever that this is a (sort of) stealth tank job and that he was brought in because they know how terrible he is at everything that isn’t kissing Kobe Bryant’s ass as much as possible.

God why don’t you people listen?

Yes we are.

Every time with the fucking Stockholm Syndrome Hinkie fans. You people would defend the North Korean government. It has failed in every way imaginable to the point OTHER TEAMS petitioned the league to make them better because their shittiness undermined the entire league.

And... you’re now contradicting the points that you were trying to make in your immediately previous post. This is epic.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

What the hell are you even saying? I’m genuinely curious if you thought that reply made sense in your head.

I guess I forgot how a team getting 3 top 25 players through the draft was the norm.