Yeah every single story you ever hear about this guy makes him sound like the biggest douche in the universe.

The best part of that foot race was that the only black guy won by 8 feet.

“And if he can’t, more time matched up on Leonard only helps Curry figure things out.”

Proof that as long as the antagonist is a 5'7", 163 pound equipment manager, Blake Griffin will totally stand up for himself.

Two side notes:

On the advice of my gf I just finished Good Omens. Fucking fantastic.

This made me laugh.

Russell Crowe: You can’t play for shit! You’re a fucking f*****!!

Some Wimbledon Final HAS to have had every seat filled. There aren’t that many seats, the tournament is incredibly popular, the rules are so stuffy half the people probably wouldn’t know when they could go to the bathroom, and the fucking queen shows up.

They played Knights in White Satin at every dance I went to from 7th grade to Senior year, however I went to weird Christian schools so that may have been the reason.

“Separate but equal.”

There is definitely some truth to that - BUT - his shooting efficiency is at or near career lows across the board and his per 36 rebounding numbers are worse than they’ve been any year but last year.

That’s a fair point.

I don’t know why the focus is so exclusively on their defense. If Curry goes bananas you are pretty much losing regardless, but Cleveland has played them well defensively in the past.

He does play in the NHL. And he did say he wasn’t in favor of this when it started.

Jesus, Food Guy.

That word stuck out to me too. Like are you fucking seriously pretending there is any universe in which you can be regarded as the victim?

“It got a little tight today, so I looked at the box and thought ‘should I do it? Should I not?’ I did it real quick.”

Stories like this make me very sad - not least because I wonder about sexual encounters I’ve had... The author mentions sex with a husband or boyfriend when you weren’t that into it. I’ve had sex with my girlfriend when I would rather go to sleep because she was horny, and I know it’s happened the other way around. I…

True. But if Antonio Cromartie happened to win the Powerball tonight you’d raise an eyebrow, right?