That’s a fair point.

I don’t know why the focus is so exclusively on their defense. If Curry goes bananas you are pretty much losing regardless, but Cleveland has played them well defensively in the past.

He does play in the NHL. And he did say he wasn’t in favor of this when it started.

Jesus, Food Guy.

That word stuck out to me too. Like are you fucking seriously pretending there is any universe in which you can be regarded as the victim?

“It got a little tight today, so I looked at the box and thought ‘should I do it? Should I not?’ I did it real quick.”

Stories like this make me very sad - not least because I wonder about sexual encounters I’ve had... The author mentions sex with a husband or boyfriend when you weren’t that into it. I’ve had sex with my girlfriend when I would rather go to sleep because she was horny, and I know it’s happened the other way around. I…

True. But if Antonio Cromartie happened to win the Powerball tonight you’d raise an eyebrow, right?

Not since Chris Kluwe’s last article on Deadspin has a Vikings kicker received such badly spelled feedback.

Yeah this is some Virgin Mary shit ...

It’s honestly gotten to the point where I’m happy when any team has to pay dead money to a player just because I know it must annoy the rich white owner.

A man who was loved, and who did what he loved.

I meant Manziel.

I hear what you’re saying, but I just don’t get what you mean when you say he’s a “smart QB who does what he has to do.” He has been consistently awful every time he’s played.

Thank you. I was wondering who would bring this up.

Does anyone know if sports in Russia are like really, really corrupt?

Your complete wrongness aside, I’m actually way more interested in this love for Calipari. I wasn’t even that critical of him initially, and you’ve reacted like I pissed in your grandmothers casket. The guy is so openly fucking mercenary I really didn’t know he had fans.

I admire your passion.

Really? I’ve never even heard of those guys.

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