Dude. Manziel is a raging alcoholic. The bar fighting, drinking and driving kind of alcoholic. It’s like a coin flip whether he’s in the NFL or prison in five years. RG3 is just a giant douche.

Is Jerry Jones THAT dumb?

Everyone says that, and I’m not saying I don’t believe it - but... WHY?

While I think Donovan will probably be an improvement over Brooks in the long term (let’s face it, it would be hard not to be) your point is definitely valid. Even more so in Calipari’s case since he’s had an NBA opportunity already that ended with him getting shitcanned after starting 3-17 - for a reasonably talented…

Do you guys think he’ll be a Cowboy by this afternoon, or will they wait until tomorrow?

THANK YOU.

This comment is a thing of beauty.

Before I met my current gf I would do both, but you just tend to have a lot more success online because the timing of asking someone out in person is really tricky.

The argument vis a vis Kareem and Shaq (or Wilt for that matter) is that Kobe has spent his whole career with the Lakers and therefore his performance for the franchise might be the best (that’s why he’s the Lakers career leader in points by a mile and a half).

Um... I was a college athlete during the Clinton presidency and took off my twenties to ... well frankly to drink all the time and gain twenty pounds. Now I don’t fit in my pants and have to start working out.

I had for as long as I can remember a small hard spot right on my left jawline under the skin. Never thought much about it. Two months ago my long time gf says for the first time: “hey do you have a bump here?”

Don’t know much about her music generally, but this was definitely wisely arranged to keep her right in a comfort zone. The lower and higher stuff mostly gets whispered, and then she lets loose on the chorus right in the middle of her register (I have no idea if this is the key the original is in.)

I first thought I was going to get to listen to Taylor Swift covering “Your Wildest Dreams” by The Moody Blues.

Exactly.

When I read the headline I legitimately thought that was Gordie Howe.

From now on when I am sad I will watch that Vine... And a smile will come to my face.

That’s insulting...

So basically he comes in and turns one of the more consistently drama free organizations in the NFL into a behind the scenes shitstorm in three years, and now the fucking 49ers want to hire him.

So the only people who spoke out about it were the team’s two best skill position players who completely by coincidence were probably the guys most confident they would have a career somewhere else if Kelly got rid of them...

Horseshit. They got rid of DeSean Jackson because he hated it immediately. And it took LeSean McCoy ten minutes of being out of ten before he started running his mouth about what a dick Kelly was.