I mean I understand the intent. I guess... Good recognition of this problem?

So some redneck wrote a letter to Cam Newton that this guy cut and pasted and it’s funny since JJ Watt is white? My bad.

The “Joke”

“Wait... He’s not ALREADY retired?”

Dear Moron Who Brings His Nine Year Old Daughter to Watch in Person the Most Corrupt and Violent Sport That is Played in This Country and Then Complains Anonymously On an Internet Comment Section To an Asshole NFL Player Who Will Never Read It and Wouldn’t Give a Shit If He Did,

I said I was a misanthropic virgin alcoholic ONE comment ago. It kind of makes you sound dumb to point out what I just said.

I think that’s a really interesting question namely because Vince (for basketball) is almost the definition of “very good for a very long time” player.

Um... Is everything okay buddy?

It’s fine man. It was a fantastic comment. Made my day.

Well in that case thanks for the enlightening and insightful comment detailing the thought that everyone had.

Yeah I liked that Bill Simmons column too.

The funny part?

Yeah that seems to be the consensus.

Yeah I always get the feeling these stories leave out how good of a guy he is because it doesn’t work with their angle. Almost everyone seems to love KG. Even the guy he supposedly bullied out of the league in the story has nothing but good stuff to say about him. Contrast that with MJ, who people are either…

“I know this is Deadspin”

Awww... They’re so fun when they’re playing shitty overmatched teams and nothing is on the line.

Sure I concede that it’s not without risks. Pretty much nothing is. Obviously you think better safe than sorry and there’s nothing wrong with that. But I don’t see much evidence it’s an actual issue.

No I agree that they are kept very broad, and I think rightfully so.

Wanna know how bad it’s gotten?

every fucking definition of “child porn” is deliberately infinitely tractable.