I highly recommend, from personal experience, 3M Matte Metallic Pine Green :)

I’ll try not to suck any dicks on my way to the parking lot.

37 dicks, right?

Cleft lip looking front end.

Goddamn that is a sweet looking race car.

I like the blue, and I like the truck. It’s the trucks face I don’t like. Can’t they do something about that?

I was gonna come for you hard but I’m not tryna scrap with those cats.

Listening to him speak, I swear I can feel brain cells die. It’s like his words are targeted strikes on intelligence. More and more, many people are saying it *uncontrollable eyelid twitch*

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Citi Double Cash Back - 2% on everything, no need to keep track of special categories

Citi Double Cash Back - 2% on everything, no need to keep track of special categories

I was next to it in traffic, SF to Marin one afternoon. Slow going so I yelled, “I thought they only made one” and he replied, “This is the 2nd” with his two fingers up. Yep, normal everyday traffic. 

I too rise barely an inch when activated.

Now do Super Stadium.

This is Jalopnik. You forgot the manual transmission. 

1989 just called and said show some respect for your elders!

*bites bottom lip*

Thank God we've gotten rid of the plastic straws.

Thank God we've gotten rid of the plastic straws.

Is any of this stuff recyclable?

Is any of this stuff recyclable?

Let me tell you, no disposable cup is cool. It’s creating trash no matter what material it is made of.

Let me tell you, no disposable cup is cool. It’s creating trash no matter what material it is made of.