Please tell me you left a Jalopnik sticker on the window of the guard shack...

And countless $30k+ warranty repair jobs on leaking vehicles. I’ve seen so many posts about 1-2 year old explorers being so waterlogged they needed to be completely torn down to remove mold and replace the ENTIRE interior.

C’mon, man, you’re going to turn a profit anyway, taking something you bought in last year’s market and selling in this year’s market. Don’t get greedy.

Car collector here.

A college friend who worked at a print shop made up fake “Impotence and Erectile Dysfunction doctor” business cards to leave on especially douchey parked cars. 

When I bought my pickup truck and was showing it off to my friend he walked up to me, hugged me and said "I'm so sorry about your penis"

I own a British car and an Italian motorcycle.

Might be late now, but shopping around for box trucks is a good idea.

Being prior military, I’m very familiar with the costs of moving. It sucks. The stuff that gets you by surprise is not the cost of gas, but all the food and hotels you need to stay at during the trip. You have to restock your new place with food, TP, and all the other little stuff. Like all the little nuts, bolts, and…

The Beat could have been shipped to Baltimore as well. I picked it up in Washington because I wanted to meet the guy that helped make my dream come true. Plus, I love a good excuse to drive across the country.

You can! Baltimore was my closest shot for the van. You can also hire a company to pick up the car and bring it to your door for a full hands-off experience. 

“A house divided by a Q7 cannot stand”

Manual transmission helps too.

Ran when parked

If you want to make money selling a thing you own, step number one is actually owning it.

Georgia definitely needs a smack in the other direction.

That bridge didn’t move as far-right as the Gov of Georgia, though...

It’s Georgia, why bother fixing it? Isn’t safety something Georgians should decide for themselves? 

This will be the truck driver's Longest Day, for he has moved A Bridge Too Far.