We’ll take the 10 teams at the bottom of the standings in every league, and we’ll banish them to a second division.

Amen, it just results in a crop of elevator clubs who try to finish sixth every year.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

very “toejam and earl” idea. I love it.

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

Why didn’t the gator eat the deer? And if you knew the gator didn’t eat the deer, why are you showing us this video?

So many Boomers are just SO. OUT. OF. TOUCH. They truly have no idea how little they had to pay for their educations, homes, and basic necessities and how much they benefit from pensions, retirement programs, Medicare, and Social Security. Later generations have had none of their advantages, and the Boomers in…

I’ve been rooting for Vegas for years!!

That joke knocks you Downapeg.

I’m from Winnipeg and my morning it dedicated to hunting the web for articles like this and drinking them down smoooootthhhhh

I’m hoping for Winnipeg-Tampa in the Finals, only because I want to see rock bottom in terms of ratings for NBC.

Keeping your keys in car is a smart move. Nothing kills a party like some bartender confiscating them because youve had like 15 drinks or whatever

To be fair, this is better truck control than I would have figured. I mean, I half expected Bortles to drive right up to a waiting thief and turnover his truck directly to him/her.

This is how the country slides into authoritarianism. This is how it happens. Anyone perceived as liberal and/or questioning the regime will be targeted, while the Alex Joneses of the world sit pretty. I’m worried.

Which step in The Process is having two 1st pick overall point guards with horribly broken jump shots? I seem to have lost my flowchart.

I said, “You know, you don’t kick down Alex Jones’ door. Why don’t you go kick down Roseanne Barr’s door? They have millions of followers and they actually believe these things they’re saying, and they’re actively trying to incite people.” And he goes, “That’s a good point too.” So I don’t understand why this is…

The joke wasn’t even that funny. I think the interesting part is his actual conversation with ICE agents.

Your wife is your mother? Weird.

I hate to be a finger truther, but technically a thumb isn’t a finger.