His title has been re-cast as Assistant to the GM.

And then the Astros walked off the Yankees very own wife beater. 

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

We made it through a decade without a Yankee championship! Rejoice!

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Why is Girardi talking about him in the past tense like he’s dead? How fucked up is that? He’s right there, you moron.

C’mon Joe, he’s not dead. I’m going to assume he’s still a good husband and father, if he was before last night.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”