Well that settles it. He’s definitely going to Cleveland, now.

The Leafs are in a better position- their coaching’s proven to be better, they have good prospects in the pipeline to fix where stuff went wrong, and they aren’t in a division that, for the past 3 years, has been an absolute dogfight. It’s entirely possible that the Leafs can stand pat in the free agent market and…

That’s only for English. This team plays in Canada. Do some research, jeez.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

To the other 11 Cavs:

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

By bat wielding, Philadelphian, former NFL player standards that was quite genteel.

“Who’s Brandon Stokely?” - Brandon Stokely

Multi-sport athlete.

“Terez Owens could play a little himself back in the day.”

Made $68 million dollars in a 13 year span... Still will come after you with a bat if you owe him money. That’s something.

“This high character individual is simply bringing the wood, just as he did during his playing days.” - Bill Polian

big deal. I am currently holding Manti Te’o’s girlfriend’s ashes.

Philly fan burns grandfather alive as offering to football gods.

He swapped out that hat for a bowler in the third inning so that the fedora would still be fresh in August.

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

I enjoy anything that turns professional athletes into children bickering on a playground.

Gudas will be a Coyote soon.

Hot take: The Pens aren’t that good. The Flyers are just much much worse.

a joint practice would’ve lined up nicely with 4/20