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3 on 3 overtime on Olympic-sized ice is fuckin bonkers.

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

LOL “tit”

Hey, we are playing your national anthem and hanging your flag above you in a on a podium that ranks you from best to third best. This has nothing to do with Nationalism or National Pride!

Whaaa? It’s more than a little weird that a competition whose key appeal is the national pride inherent in cheering on athletes precisely because they share your nationality would have a rule saying you can’t have displays of nationalism.

I have zero clue as to his qualifications (and thank you for enlightening us), but you can’t tell me that photo isn’t of a Fred Armisen character.

No need to badger the guy....

At least the Philly police allowed him to sit in one of the front seats. 

I look forward to seeing this outfit again during President Kelce’s inauguration speech.

I thoroughly enjoyed the appropriate appropriations of Stone Cold’s “...gimme a hell yeah” and then the “What” responses from the crowds.
There are a lot of people in WWE that could learn a thing or two about promos from this.

If a wrestler had cut a promo this good, it’d be all I could think about for days. This was absolutely phenomenal

The line between passion and insanity is dangerously thin, and Kelce just powerbombed it. WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Big Dick Nick & Chill Little Lil

Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

Bill and Tom’s Excellent Adventure 8

You have to wonder if this performance was just foles gold

Overheard Sunday night that 20 of the Eagles’ 22 starters are under contract through next year. That’s kind of ridiculous.

With the proximity of the Super Bowl to the Olympics, I could understand him not wanting to take a Pink Eye Flight between Minnesota and South Korea.