God if he had hopped out that would have been the most Vikings thing ever.

I guess Marcus Williams isn’t paying for a beer when he’s in Minneapolis anytime in the next, ooh, thousand years.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

Aces would have been the correct name.

The Army has a problem with the Golden Knights but they haven’t said shit about the Rangers.

we are not aware of a single complaint from anyone attending our games that they were expecting to see the parachute team and not a professional hockey game.

This is why you’ve never won a Super Bowl.

Snow days off! Snow days off!

He’s just fission for clicks.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Polished Performance By Poised Pole With One Pole.

Candid shot after the race.

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

yes they went NUTS when the Cubs won the World Series

Do we have a single example of the Russian TV announcers getting excited about anything?

Here’s how it sounded on the Oklahoma sideline:

Asked about his plans for retirement Arians said he “plans to bring together my two loves outside of football, smooth jazz and taxi driving. I am working on a pitch for a show that is a combination of Cash Cab and Five Easy Pieces.”