Players witnessed Harrison sleeping in a recliner during position meetings and snoring loudly while outside linebackers coach Joey Porter tried to teach

I’m conflicted because on one hand, fuck New England. But on the other hand, fuck Pittsburgh.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

And I’ll stick with my Taco Bell workout.

Sage Northcutt is closing out 2017 with a bang.

Remember folks, if you rearrange the letters in Sage Northcutt’s name you get “A Cutter’s Thong.”

Thanks, but I’ll stick with my kettle corn workout.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

Joke’s on her, that was one of Phil’s spoons.

Nice move by Kessel, but it’s a good thing she didn’t ask for one of his hot dogs (he keep three or four in various parts of his uniform at all times), because Phil wouldn’t have given her one.

She’s crying becasue she owns a hot dog stand and Kessel is out of town.

Deadspin’s worship of Roger Goodell is getting old, too. Plus its adoration for St. Louis Cardinals fans is totally out of hand.

Insightful take, my dude. Deadspin is well-known for being vociferously anti-Kaep. 

Thankfully TB12's water regimen protects him from sick burns from Coach Belichick as well as from the sun.

this is the hard-hitting journalism I come for

This would be almost as good.

Must’ve heard about the Net Neutrality vote.

I would get an Eagles tattoo if that happens and I barely even follow the NFL.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.