Plus un.

Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

Cast your vote in the Alabama Senate race yet?

Okay, Roy.

Satisfying

Well that was just weird.

Hot take!

You know you fucked up when even Barstool commenters are calling you a creep 

This is a correct take.

Hey Guys,

My man needs a bike. Big bike

At the very least he will be physically closer to the movie theaters he loves.

Never forget.

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

Don’t you mean “Hay?”

Hey, girl. Wassup?

Horse conditioner? On my hair? I vote Neigh.

There’s a local car dealership commercial that now ends with someone being called “Silly, silly!” followed by an offscreen chorus of “Silly, silly!”

The owners could do some political lobbying with other affluent friends to help the-hahahahaha sorry, I couldn’t finish that hypothetical without laughing at how much of a pipedream it is.

Holy shit the NFL is stupid. First of all, the players aren’t protesting the NFL’s not giving enough money to certain charities. The players aren’t protesting the NFL AT ALL. So offering money to charities as a way to stop protests that aren’t really about that feels kind of sleazy and manipulative (and by the way, if…