Maybe they will have Zach Galifinakis as a guest on SNL to do a parody of this guy.

As a Preds fan, how should I feel about this resulHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU PITTSBURGH

Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

C’mon man, you saw all those hits he took last year? He don’t remember shit.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

shut up nerd

I don’t know, that frown actually reminds me of Waluigi. Just my poorly informed opinion though.  

he got shafted for trying to compete solo in the three-legged race, however.

Dude killed it at the annual company picnic sack-race

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

anonymous caller

It’s like the Gestapo if they were also incompetent morons.

If his heart is bleeding, he’ll get a full ride to Oberlin.

<Retracted Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers joke here>

“Get back out there son, you have no heart.”

“If his heart is bleeding, he could miss a month or more. If it’s merely bruised, he could be sidelined for as little as a week.”

A week or a month to recover? Bullshit. It takes months, sometimes years to recover from a broken heart.

Jokes on you, I feel nothing anymore as a Jets fan.