THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!

And they deserve it.

If you’ve never seen the one he gave after the Penn State scandal hit you should find it. It might be his most powerful piece.

This is a poor video of it, but was the first I could find:

Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

Damn, where does WFAA find all these “woke” white people? In Texas, of all places too?

How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everybody finds it hilarious and groundbreaking, and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint?

Let’s just go ahead and get the inevitable angry-white responses out of the way.

The show’s an okay idea, but that pun’s top notch.

And if you don’t think white privilege is a fact, you don’t understand America.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

That was straight fire, boy!

Unfortunately all of our white grandparents aren’t like him.

“It’s a dog whistle to the racists among us to say otherwise.”

Dale Hansen is an American treasure and Dallas’ only redeeming quality.

“Just give me the damn ball, as per Rule 8.3(a)(b)(c) and all subsequent items.”

I honestly didn’t know it was going to be a flag. Like I said, we were laughing (about it).

“Unsportmanlike Conduct, number 58, defense. Said “PSYCHE!” to the opposing quarterback.”

I’m going to give you a star for this one