So you’re saying that pee celebration was all for nothing?

That’s cool. Check the scoreboard, OBitchJ.

Have you seen the President they’re responding to? Who exactly should be setting the level of discourse here?

Then he got down on all fours, lifted his leg, and pretended to pee.

Breaking News: White hot right-wing rage just increased the global average temperature by 0.4C.

Among the people booing them were Bill Belichick, Robert Kraft and Tom Brady.

It’s too late for Atlanta. They could’ve fought white supremacy months ago by not blowing a 25 point lead against Richard Spencer’s favorite team.

God, I hope they didn’t just shoot him right there and then or anything.

When I was 17, I told my dad “It was a freak accident.” after I wrecked the car after trying to turn the corner at 40 mph.

I guess you never noticed all the pink in October while you were escaping.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

Neptune’s deep blue is so pretty though

The fanboyism over a garbage rock they thought about once in 8th grade and never again will always be fascinating to me.

I gotta go Uranus over Neptune. Its axis of rotation is nearly sideways! Neptune’s got nothing distinguishing it, except for being the last planet (RIP Pluto). Plus, “Uranus” joins 69 and asparagus pee in the pantheon of things that anyone who was ever 13 years old finds funny.

GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

Breitbart headline that garners 100K views and 0 comments relating to a professional baseball game.

“around”

Exactly - this was just too similar to a spreadsheet. I go to work to bullshit on Deadspin, not vice versa

I tried, but the words and numbers started coming together and I felt like Neo looking at the Matrix for the first time.

*scrolls down*