Fucking soccer and its goddamn written rules.

As I noted, he is a great hero for all mankind.

Your team: The Washington Racists.

At least he put on a helmet before he started drinking. That’s the sort of foresight that comes from experience.

“The last person to be executed by guillotine in France happened 8 months after the Vikings made their last Super Bowl appearance.”

Please tell me that Jon sent in a young picture of Drew. Because that really, really looks like Drew. And it might just top the Drew dancing in the bad polo shot.

Cut to Drew reading the comments.

All of his colleagues were taking pics hoisting it but told him that, because he was a Vikings fan, he was only allowed to look but not touch. Tough but fair.

So many fail GIFs....

I do not recall Bradford being benched? Are you sure it wasn’t just to protect his health for the trade? Because Wentz was given approximately zero preparation for the first game of the season.

-Grateful Eagles fan

I thought this was a joke before the edit and was going to build on the pyramid with, “My mistake, I actually meant Chad Henne.”

On this pass from constantly underperforming QB Blake Bortles

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

Or “sober.”

And then he dabbed.

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

He should be named Gary, not Larry, and everyone knows it!

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

Huh, that sounds more like a trick that Lions fans would fall for.