OMG! There must be close to $100 there!

This comment is better than the article.

“Hi Joe, Yes, that is a cell phone in my pocket, and yes, I am glad to see you.”

Hopefully this will calm things down for ya.

That’s a good dog.

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

I love how the Sixers surely have a form like an elementary school field trip form or hall pass that’s saved in Office where they just update the player’s info:

Interviewer: Would you like to punch LaVar Ball in the head? If so, what part?

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

Why am I not an NFL coach? I can get drunk, not find things, slur my words, and yell at people just as good as Fisher!

No yakkity sax music? I thought there would be yakkity sax music.

That is what happens when you play Backyard Baseball on easy and hit a pop-up with Pablo Sanchez.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team!!1!

Your kid is on 12U all-stars? Congratulations! That’s fuckin’ awesome!

I have to strongly protest! The Eephus pitch was named after Confederate Colonel Jehoshaphat Q. Eephus, who was notoriously slow in freeing his slaves even after a Reconstruction government took over operation of home state of Tennessee. In off-season exhibitions with Negro League teams, cracker MLB pitchers used to…

How many of you can hit 61 on the gun today?

Not just between periods, they should do this at every paws in the action.

Several teams have expressed interest, but the dog’s agent has made it clear his client will only play for Lindy Ruff.