Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

I was thinking the same thing today while catching not one, but two, pokemon while driving through Taco Bell.

We live among Pokemon... AT LEAST WHEN THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE UP!

“[W]aking up vagrants for laughs and putting the videos on the internet” is an incredibly succinct and apt description of Phil Jackson’s approach to the 2016-2017 Knicks’ season.

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

Who named that bald eagle Chinook? Why doesn’t he get a real American name? Sad!

It wasn’t fun and games at all. He was stretching to get ready to improve his skills. It’s how he made his living. Did you even read the article? I mean Jesus, dude.

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

Clearly you don’t realize that he’d be a perfect spot on a team that doesn’t have depth.

He might not get traded.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

I know what you’re going through. Stay strong.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

Nigeria’s Scrabble ambitions date to the 1990s, when several local fans convinced the dictatorship of Gen. Sani Abacha to make the game an official sport, a designation that brings funding.

Anyone who has played Words With Friends knows exactly how this works and I will MURDER THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER WHO DROPS QI ON A TRIPLE LETTER TILE.

This is how I play. My friend’s grandma, a die-hard player, once told me the fun and prestige comes with playing the longest word, no matter the score. I crushed her and her stupid prestige.

I would watch a movie about this.

Slow your roll there a little. I think he is talking about human nature and how a talented PR person can write poll questions to get the results they want and take advantage of it. Not his personal feelings on whether “Redskins” is offensive.

So, if I read that correctly, Donald Trump is offended by the name “Redskins”?