Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

Okay, but...

Good response. I agonized over what to do with that pic. I decided you were a good person at heart who was just out for a morning troll, so the most you deserved was a poop emoji.

You use your real name on the internet, you live with the fact that someone will eventually photoshop a poop emoji into your mouth.

Mutombo is a known humanitarian, he’s been awarded three honorary doctorate degrees and is a member of the Atlanta Gold Club VIP Hall of Fame.

And Triple O takes it! Gets the knockout in the fourth round with an outstanding “let’s do this in 6 months!” Christopher Buecheler wasn’t prepared for it, tried to get back on his feet with a weak memory comment, but had used up all of his snark energy at that point, and takes the L!

Nothing says “Look at how sane and rational I am” like this string of comments and responses.

You sure you can remember something that happened that long ago? You seem to think it’s hard.

Thanks, let's do this again in 6 months.

Yeah, man, whew ... the strain of typing almost 40 entire words into a text box was a nearly crippling effort.

Yeah, man, whew ... “remembering things” sure is a lot of effort, right bro?

I mean, your team has rebuilt and is 2-4 years ahead of the Lakers. Or is this just the classic Boston sports fan woe-is-me BS we’ve come to know? All your teams have won championships in the last ten years. People from Cleveland should be allowed to hit people from Boston in the sack, on sight.

No.

Jesus Christ you are a bitter man.

He also has a habit of telling people “Not in my house”, yet he lets a LOT of people in his house. The dude is shady.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Dikembe also said the “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” legend wasn’t true. We can’t believe a word this guy says.

Who wants to rig Mutombo?

Seems like the New England tight ends are always giving these stock answers:

Yeah, and you bet on them. I’ll cheer louder for mites on ice with five bucks on the line than I will for an NHL game.