Still cleaner than Rio water.

Yes, exactly like this take. Thank you for the example.

Before they hand down any punishments, maybe the IOC can first explain why they apparently keep 8 year old jars full of urine.

All it takes is for one of those 31 to be linked to “Phelps, Michael” and we’ll never hear the end of this. Hot Olympics Takes are the worst kinds of takes (and the worst kind of “Hot Olympics” things).

“But with a player like Crosby, you want and almost expect him to score on a look like that. He did, and this series is back to square one.”

Yeah and what’s the point of using real humans instead of just perfected pitching and hitting machines? So dumb.

French baseball is weird.

Times have changed. So now getting the sweater off is not considered first base, but gets you home plate instead?

Angry baseball managers remind me of angry Sims characters.

Eden Hazard Totally Owned A Small Child

Shameless dive by the kid early in the video, Hazard never even came close to touching him.

Sorry, but there’s no dumber category of laws out there then leash laws. I mean, what if he just goes feral all of a sudden? And how is Asterix supposed to hold him back?

“We don’t”

Not “was”. “Is”. No one says, “Just remember 5 years ago!”

It’s burns like this that make me glad I can’t read.

“If you’re dating a woman that’s way out of your league, keep her away from Golden Tate.”

I had to use Bing to get that reference

What the fuck is this bullshit, new guy? Is there no editor vetting stories on weekends making sure some post praising Russell Fucking Wilson of all people doesn’t go up? What’s next, a post praising Cardinals fans for politely cheering when an injured opposing player is able to leave the field under his own power?

You all are doing The Lord’s work, Burke. Keep it up.

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