This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

But there’s like these cameras that can see full spectrum, and colors that human eyes can’t pick up.

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

In the initial draft of this post, I contemplated calling him Mike Meowt but realized that was just too stupid.

Either that or he heard Carlos Martinez was asking where he could find a nice pussy after the game.

It’s a cat. He was probably just after some Trout.

Daisy is a very good dog and I hope whatever very bad human abandoned her in a parking lot steps in dog poop every day.

That poor little fucker...they’re gonna dress her up like this:

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

Great, now all I see is Drew jacking off two dicks.

I mean, that’s how JJ Watt broke his hand after all

That’s just great MOTOR and WANTING IT MORE. He’s like the JJ Watt of jacking it.

Guys who are on reddit jerk off a lot?????

150 minutes seems excessively long... like having 3 Hobbit movies instead of 2

Obligatory.

I feel like they’re just trying to undermine all the work I’ve put in.

Wow, talk about fluid data streams. Impressive.

That spike in from March to July in 2013. YOWZA!!!!

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