Shout out to the teabag party

Trump tried to kill 5 innocent boys but failed.
*insert image of Ms. Piggy with a wig drinking kool aid*

I laughed.

HamNo’s counterpoint: Hate yourself and continue to do burpees through your tears, as the memories of everyone taunting you in high school plays in your head forever. Don’t play music, don’t talk, don’t smile. Continue until you’re thin or you die.
Repeat as necessary.

It’s more “Here’s A Singular Anecdotal Experience I Had That Justifies Me Using It To Make Sweeping Generalizations About How It Therefore Applies Equally to Everyone Else and All Situations”

What can you get out of using a personal trainer?

The Grosse Ile team has been suspended until further notice. At least 10 of the team’s 18 players are under investigation.

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

A sad, disturbing story surrounding Canucks winger Linden Vey, whose father is about to go on trial for allegedly plotting with his mistress to murder their respective spouses.

Please send this to my disappointed father. Thanks, in advance.

Dwight could of been the best center of his generation with ease. And by that I mean it was served up to him on a diamond encrusted silver platter. It just feels like once he went to the Lakers, he became so thin skinned and put so much effort into trying to make people like him. That didn’t go well and people saw…

I kept waiting for you to say Melo and I was ready to respond with a blistering 1000 word response ripping your head off. Never mind. Carry on.

Played?

Lawrence Funderburke

I just looked up the rosters for the 2003 and 2004 all-star games, the two years T-Mac won the scoring title. They featured such legends as:

The ‘00s were a tremendous frosted-tipped dumpster fire.

R u talking bout that chubby dude on 30 Rock?

Who is this, Tracy Mcgrady, girl?

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.