Well done

Chris, I’m sure you get this a lot. Are you the freeze?

Looked clean

He has to know how bad he is as well right?

If hockey was Survivor, Pittsburgh would have been voted off the island immediately.

That’s the joke!

He was just hitting on her, jeez.

You are so brave

CAPITAL LETTERS! Make me RIGHT!

Man, you sure do know toughness. And you seem to have a firm grasp on reality.

You are the worst type of human.

You lost me at I’m a Pens fan

Thank you.

Any fruit that sounds like a fart is no good by me either.

Thanks for bringing it up.

What’s there to like?

Everyone knows you don’t bring guns on an airplane.

I don’t think Jabba the Hutt qualifies as a woman.

He seems to have Tae-Kyun offense to that pitch.

Kudos to Pittsburgh, but come on Ottawa. Someone has to move their body at some point during the shift.