So you are the old man on the porch waving his newspaper at me everyday.

Are the Panthers still undefeated?

Pat the bat Burrell

You guys sound like a bunch of weenies

I feel like if Chappelle said it, it would be funny

150 earth minutes?! Psh that’s nothing.

He should have listened to Wu Tang on this one.

tee hee, koch

Do you watch sports? If so, why?

Please don’t listen to a personal trainer at Planet Fitness, or any gym where it is free to use them. There is a reason it’s cheap / free.

swag is interchangeable

wow

Shut the fuck up

After noon, it’s lunch

Is Paps gunna have to choke a bitch?!

You Tebow while cumming?

Define “daddy”

Dil-Doe Sandals

When asked for a comment on being charged 69 times, he just giggled.

LOVE YOU BACK BRO