SO YOU ARE SAYING THERE’S A CHANCE

6 at a time in Philly. I’m not sure what unholy stadium cut it off at 2. That’s a sham.

Neat trick for dollar dog night.. Go to the sausage line and ask for some peppers for those dogs.

Good call

...So you are a gay fish.

that’s pretty funny

Chickies and Pete’s Fries with cheese.

This list clearly did not take in to account dollar dog night.

nice

#hottakes

Damn, comparing how you feel about his team, to your own girlfriend. Cold blooded!

At least the Flyers aren’t bitching about it like Minnesota.

bromygod. you are right.

I wonder if he would have given up a first pitch dinger if he would have stopped.

Get back in the gray!

I challenge you to do so. Do you accept?

Man, you are having a rough day.

It’s nice to be able to say, the Cardinals are still defeated in 2016.

Idk guys. Are we assuming if you are teleporting you can carry things with you? If so, how much stuff?

You are the worst