come on Drew. Everyone knows the odds of getting dismembered by your male uber driver, are vastly lower than the greatest woman driver

nerd

Chip Kelly looks like a damn frog

That’s a stretch. Ba dum cha!

Still a sick name bro

I never ask my bitch for advice

I agree, but if you hang it up without wrinkles, it’s not that bad.

The ammount you are offended by this is staggering

That’s neat

Is that a shirt with a bunch of fish on it? You are the man.

I don’t know man. That mascot is pretty gnarly.

#hottakes

So much to learn young padawan

You should take a page out of Nala’s book.

He’s like a bear, faster than you think, and can likely climb up a tree. So there’s no point in running. Just take your beating like a man.

ohhhh hottake

Sounds like a cat..

Man, you are a genius.

Thanks man. You have cool stories.