So, did they get the blood? I sure hope not. I hope some other nurse didn’t give in because they were scared what this guy might do. But holy cow, body cams are great aren’t they. There’s absolutely no ambiguity in how this was handled. Take a seat Mr. Payne and let the professionals handle this.

Are you kidding me? Board games are going stronger than ever! Or are you just talking about your family? All the greats are still there plus some amazing new ones. We buy all of them! They take up about 10 shelves around the house. I had to make new ones because we have so many.

This is pretty much the reason I had kids, so I could have someone to play board games with me. Also, these kids make decent video game friends because they are terrible and I always win.

Um, no. F this.

dang it, I got something in my eye..

nope, I’m wearing mesh shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops. Every time. Order two gin and tonics, headphones in, watching my downloaded netflix shows. don’t care where I’m sitting. don’t talk to me and I won’t talk to you.

jk, I was joking. my humor is veeeerrrry dry. sorry

jk, I was joking. my humor is veeeerrrry dry. sorry

I’m blind

I’m blind

This is maybe the third time I’ve seen articles explaining how to use these things and every time I’m blown away that people don’t know how to use them. She says ‘most people put the flap in the back’ and I just do not believe that. For us dudes, that flap is so your peepee don’t touch the bowl in the front and it’s…

technically I’ll be staring at the moon, what’s the big deal?

technically I’ll be staring at the moon, what’s the big deal?

these are way cheaper than those shitty eclipse viewing sunglasses, I’ll go with these instead. thanks!

these are way cheaper than those shitty eclipse viewing sunglasses, I’ll go with these instead. thanks!

I get your sarcasm, but yes, actually F it, when it’s being crammed into a space that doesn’t fit and there are like 10 complexes within a 5 mile radius that are about 60% full. And these are not ‘affordable’ ones, they are putting in luxury ones that will cost at a minimum $1000 per unit (that’s a lot where I live…

I know for a fact there is a 10mm socket hiding somewhere in my engine compartement (because I dropped it there). Should I worry about this? I’m quite certain its way down there an no where near belts or other moving parts.

It’s not just for meeting your neighbors, it’s for posting classifieds, asking for recommendations, announcing neighborhood news, communicating with law enforcement on issues that affect the surrounding area, helping lost pets find their homes, starting clubs where you then do go and meet face to face. One of the…

Nextdoor is great! Our neighborhood is currently fighting a large apartment complex going up in our backyards and it’s been a crucial tool for organization. I’m also proud to say I know one of the guys that left Google to go startup Nextdoor. I was one of the first to start a neighborhood as they were getting…

Um, I’m sorry Toyota, but an invention has been around a long time that solves things falling between the seats.

Fuck that, this one I won’t budge on. I’ve been watching Big Brother (yes, I know, make fun of me for that) this season and they all use it incorrectly. They consistently say ‘literally’ and then follow it up with something very figurative, like not even close to something that could happen for real. It drives me…

Wait, is she trying to get them pay ‘what she owes for the car’? Is she upside down on the loan? Why would she be obligated for more than what the car is worth?