For a bit there I was excited to see a trailer without loud banging drums but then came the LOUD BANGING DRUMS! JFC!

Noah, if you want to copy the aesthetics of the prequels you’ll blow your budget and we’re gonna cancel the project. Noah, “I like the look of the Alien movies better”

It was a joke and she and her fans didn’t get it and thought it was a dig on her when it was a dig on the NFL. That’s the most amusing part. He’s being cancelled by a bunch of Swifties that didn’t get it.

Damned if you do (Snow White), damned if you don’t (Wonka).

Nostalgic music played slower with LOUD BANGING DRUMS!!! -every trailer since 2020

No, it did not crash, this was on purpose. The satellite is now at the center of the Earth spying on us through our toilets, monitoring the size of our butt holes.

Exactly, also, no one actually gives these all or nothing advices.  like ALL debt is bad and it’s NEVER a good idea to own a home.  That’s just made up so they can write an article that says otherwise.  of course ALL debt isn’t bad, but guess what, most of it is.  I love how articles make up what other people say just…

I’ve said it before and I'll say it again. Metamucil! Take it regularly. Wiping is practically optional.

The lowest IQ folks are the ones stuck on one side of the fence and never go over to the neighbors to discuss other ideas.

This is the perfect attitude and approach towards politics

Learned this trick from Nintendo Power baby!

I really hope that getting it submitted forces some crusty old white dudes to have to watch the movie completely

I heard Dwayne Johnson might run

do they spak anglish in thars movie?

I watched Alien for the first time when I was 10 years old. I badgered my Mom over and over to let me watch it until she finally gave in. I was in love with the movie from the opening sequence. I’m now 45 and I watch the movie several times a year as a way to destress and bring me back to a childhood memory of seeing…

But how else can they force ads into your brain and make money?!

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although it seems silly, this sounds pretty fun. the comradery of a bunch of dudes getting dressed up and doing something fun sounds great! The problem I’ve heard is some are trashing the theatres and being super disruptive, and ruining it for others. If movie theatres were smart, they would have special…

Not an insurrection per se, but a poopsurrection maybe?