For a bit there I was excited to see a trailer without loud banging drums but then came the LOUD BANGING DRUMS! JFC!

“my wife pulls up she plugs it in and we’re done.”

Noah, if you want to copy the aesthetics of the prequels you’ll blow your budget and we’re gonna cancel the project. Noah, “I like the look of the Alien movies better”

It was a joke and she and her fans didn’t get it and thought it was a dig on her when it was a dig on the NFL. That’s the most amusing part. He’s being cancelled by a bunch of Swifties that didn’t get it.

Damned if you do (Snow White), damned if you don’t (Wonka).

Nostalgic music played slower with LOUD BANGING DRUMS!!! -every trailer since 2020

No, it did not crash, this was on purpose. The satellite is now at the center of the Earth spying on us through our toilets, monitoring the size of our butt holes.

Exactly, also, no one actually gives these all or nothing advices.  like ALL debt is bad and it’s NEVER a good idea to own a home.  That’s just made up so they can write an article that says otherwise.  of course ALL debt isn’t bad, but guess what, most of it is.  I love how articles make up what other people say just…

I 100% guarantee folks have ‘taken care’ of themselves in space and I really want to know who was the first. They know who they are. Probably not the first, but the loneliest and saddest session was probably Michael Collins as he watched his buddies jumping around on the moon.

I’ve said it before and I'll say it again. Metamucil! Take it regularly. Wiping is practically optional.

Interestingly, Amazon just announced they will be laying off precisely 14,000 workers who were just notified via Slack.

IF only works of you skip a meal and drastically reduce your calories for a period of time. If you just take a long break from eating and just move your meal around you’re taking in the same calories. It’s pretty simple to calculate your BMR and determine approximately now many calories you burn in a day. Eat less than…

Ha! This is so fucking hilarious!! I just did it to my Mom but instead I said my brother is dead!!! Omg she bought it. She's so stupid. What an idiot boomer! I can't believe she fell for that. We're so much smarter than that stupid boomers who will just believe anything that could actually be true

Elon to the rescue? Maybe we trade US prisoners for rescuing their cosmonauts

The lowest IQ folks are the ones stuck on one side of the fence and never go over to the neighbors to discuss other ideas.

This is the perfect attitude and approach towards politics

Learned this trick from Nintendo Power baby!

I really hope that getting it submitted forces some crusty old white dudes to have to watch the movie completely

Wait, he died on Friday the 14th?!

I heard Dwayne Johnson might run