Yes, because only the most beautiful, healthy, young women have sex, are wanted for sex, let alone raped.... said no one ever except a clueless idiot.

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

My mom discovered a poor malnourished kitten in our barn three years ago. The mother had either died or abandoned the litter, and all his siblings were dead. :( She heard him mewling from behind a hay bale and rescued him — he was so tiny he fit in the palm of your hand, and he had to be bottle-fed for many weeks. It…

My attraction to Life Ruiner Samwise Heughan has actually become intrusive.

WHYYY

Yeah, you're not the only one. Or you wouldn't be if I hadn't crawled into bed to discover the *newly minted* husband snoring away. All efforts to wake him up and jump his bones were sadly, horribly ineffectual. DAMN YOU LADY PORN!!

I was so ready to jump my boyfriend's bones (there, adding to the count) after we watched it. Unfortunately, we were at my parent's :/

... Same here. This episode will be one of those things where people will be like "Why are so many babies born today? Oh yea, the episode where Jamie Look at Those Goddamn Muscles Fraser... (Insert favorite part here)".

I read an interview with Sam this morning and he said they were doing this scene for a week, and apparently drank heavily (neither had done this kind of sex scene before).

I mean.

I began to wonder how many babies would be born in late June next year.

Many of us believe they've already banged. Hard. Repeated. To great success.

Can we please stop painting parenting as the only way to get "the highest highs" in life? It's extremely self-righteous and condescending to those who don't want kids, and a knife to the heart of those that do but are having fertility issues. People are different and varied and value different things. You do you &…

Yeah, that's rough. If I make it two weeks I will be really proud of myself, honestly. Tending bar, at a neighborhood spot where everyone knows everyone, there are a lot of offers of free shots/beers, and always the welcome Shift Drink, so...

I'll do it, starting today. Since I'm a bartender, this will be a special kind of torture.

I'm not going to lie. I love this stupid movie and all it's imperfections - and not just because I'm in the airport scene at the beginning (IT'S MY ONE CLAIM TO FAME. AND MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID), but "cock-blocktopus" literally made me spit out the chocolate covered cherry I was eating. That poor child will forever be…

I don't care what you say, I love that movie and think you're overlooking a lot of great positives:

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I am grateful to my fiancé for waiting until I finished my first cup of coffee. I was still pretty dumbfounded when he said he wanted to wake up to my face every day for the rest of our lives - even the confused, under caffeinated, mascara-smeared mug I was sporting that day. Then I realized he had the Pacific Rim…