oh god I’m so sorry.

I have literally no sex drive. I might not ever again. I’ve explained this to my husband. He understands. I am the hornier one in the relationship, and I haven’t even tried anything since Tuesday. I promised we’d try today but I don’t know if I can. I really fucking don’t.

I am not a squeamish person but I legit gagged. Well done.

Fuck you.

Hello, are you me?

My mother is also disabled, and also still brought up shit I did when I was seven. She is also alcoholic, addicted to pain pills, and can be the most vicious human being you’ve ever seen. Oh, and has narcissistic personality disorder. After 32 years of this shit, I finally cut the cord three years…

Narcissistic personality disorder. Fucking TEXTBOOK. Sounds like my mother. I feel for that kid.

I got into plow pose ONCE, and then almost broke my damn neck when I panicked and tried to roll out of the position because I was having a fucking panic attack.

Maybe this isn’t popular to say, but if I found out my fetus had Down’s I wouldn’t hesitate to abort. Sure, a lot of DS kids go on to live perfectly rich and happy lives. Many don’t.

I think its a fair amount for a woman who will probably never feel safe again and has had to suffer such HORRIBLE humiliation. It won’t take it away, but at least she will be comfortable financially for the rest of her life.

My husband and I laugh during sex ALL THE TIME, usually when something unsexy like a fart or queef happens. One time, he was reaching for the bottle of lube, and the whole thing popped open and spilled all over me. We tried to just wipe it off and continue but I was like a human Slip n’Slide. We were cry-laughing and…

Do they think women misunderstand basic biology so entirely that they might see a small blob on an ultrasound and be like OH SHIT THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY UTERUS I HAD NO IDEA? How fucking stupid do they think women are?

If you made it to the clinic, you made up your mind. The second you walk in that door you know…

I know this sounds cunty, but like, its your job as a police officer to respond to a call. It is very sad that he died and this is a terrible situation. However, this guy shouldn’t get a medal for like, doing his job. If you are a police officer, your job is to protect and serve the public. It’s not some incredible…

omg cumin lamb noodles??? FUCK YES.

My dad was extremely fat phobic. Like, to a disturbing degree. He once threw cookies out the window when he saw a fat person walking by. He was also a raging alcoholic.

I feel this. I am depressed, anxious and tired from late September until fucking April. It’s the only thing that really makes me go “hey maybe Florida isn’t so bad”

oh god I am so with you. I cannot have a drop of caffeine after 2 pm or I will be up all night with bunny rabbit heart, but I am not a nice person unless I get coffee as SOON as I open my little eyes. It’s a terrible upper/downer cycle - sometimes I take a xanax to sleep if I’m anxious and then I have to drink a giant…

My best friend is doing this right now. She absolutely refuses to even ENTERTAIN the idea of proposing on her own. She says its something she’s wanted since she was a little girl, that she deserves this one thing, and that if he loved her enough he would give her what she wants. Her boyfriend is currently unemployed…

Cheese is why I could never be vegan.

I asked my mother to hang onto it for me because I didn’t have room in my apartment.

My god. A thousand times yes. This is not a system that benefits women. Or anyone.