I mentioned this in passing - something like “oh god what lying bullshit about Planned Parenthood now?” on twitter - and spent the entire day blocking wackjobs from my feed. Last time I ever mention PP on twitter again that’s for sure.

I love Tori and I actually think that dress is awesome on her (I adore her but her fashion choices are uh...yeah).

I felt like I was watching porn. In a good way. In a very good way.

If some asshole killed my cat with a bow and arrow I’d come after them with a fucking vengeance. I’m glad she lost her job. No one who enjoys killing animals for fun should be permitted to treat them.

Eighth grade. Bad hair. My crush wouldn’t dance with me. I had a crush on this kid for years and he wouldn’t give me the time of day. I was pissed and said “I should dump this can of Sprite on his head” totally joking.

I mean this sincerely....can't we just let this be what it is without analyzing the fuck out of it? Just this once? The politics are CLEARLY in the right place.

THIS SAME EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME!

GO HOME AMERICA, YOU'RE DRUNK.

Everything about Boys for Pele era Tori was punk as fuck.

That just proves that Johnny Rotten is a fucking dick. That comment says a lot more about him than it does her.

Thank you. If you listen to their back catalogs, they are nothing alike. Kate Bush is very hit or miss with me. I appreciate her influence, but I get super irritated when people act like she invented music or some shit. I also hate comparisons between female artists. They always stink of misogyny (or internalized, if…

oh my god. YOU WIN.

I waited on Paul Newman a few times. He and Joanne Woodward were regulars at my restaurant. When I got engaged, they noticed my ring, and they proceeded to tell me about their elopement and gave me marriage advice I can't remember because I thought I was hallucinating.

No. And I am seriously SO tired of this. It's incredibly lazy.

I am sorry you got sick. :( That fucking blows. Good on you for being so rational about it.

One of my old friends from high school who I am now just Facebook friends with has PROUDLY not vaccinated her children. Three of them - two boys and a girl. Gorgeous cherubs of kids. Potential vectors of viral plague. Anyway, we got into it about the vaccination thing. She claims it has nothing to do with autism and…

This only happened once and I had NO IDEA WHAT TO DO! I rolled over and coughed and he stopped and I never mentioned it! It's so weird, because if he had been awake or looking at porn or something I'd have just been like "you dirty bird!" and maybe helped him out or something. But there was something about being…

I was 17. I decided I wanted to go strawberry blonde, so I took my very light golden blonde dyed hair and put some orangey looking auburnish stuff (I think I was really trying to be Tori Amos) over it. It turned my hair orange. Like, macaroni and cheese orange.

HUGS OF SOLIDARITY. <3

Is your mother my mother? Because my mother did that shit to me ALL THE TIME. Her therapist called and yelled at me when I tried to stage an intervention. I'm not kidding.