Ich genieße Deutsch zu schreiben, aber im Sprechen ist es viel zu schnell, viel zu logisch.

Wirklich? Meine Meinung, ich kann nicht's sagen.

And I heard, as it were, the sound of thunder: one of the four beasts saying, "Come and see."

Haha you dumb motherfucker. Every slave-movie trope you're harping on is subverted by this movie.

Fair enough. The cool thing is, I didn't know the 47 Ronin story had any basis in reality though. So you taught me something new today regardless.

"Myth" and "Actual historical event" are not mutually exclusive. That is to say, actual historical events can get mythologized with the passing of time. Happens all the time. Hell I would argue that "history" is largely an ideological construct anyway.

Thanks, Enlightened fans. It feels good knowing you're all pissed with me because I expressed dislike of your show in a reasonable manner.

Merry Christmas. This is NiggygetDown. But I probably will never be able to post from that account again thanks to the redesign. I love all of you, like sexually too.

No, stop with that; I just don't agree that it was the best show of this year.

Yeah, I wholeheartedly disagree with this article.

All right. Thanks, I jizzed. I'm done using you in my Machiavellian scheme to get off.

"Ta." Is that a typo or what.

Still not making sense.

That makes no sense.

I love hardheadedass morons.

I'm so tired I can't sleep. I'm a liar and a thief. I sit and drink pennyroyal tea.

Overly cynical contrarianism does not a review make, Mr. D'Angelo.

Yes. That's the joke.

Yeah I'm still waiting for the hipster-y contrarianists to show up and chide us for being affected by the story of a kid dying of cancer and stretching really goddamn hard to justify their positions when in fact they just don't like all the groupthink.

What the fuck, bro.  Your defensiveness and anger are baseless.  You haven't made all that much sense.