was in a hurry, had to poop

Looks like the AD was:

Man, am I gonna miss those guys. It was like having two of your own little brothers to knock around…

Is...is that Kris Paronto character criticizing an unarmed student in non-combat situation for hiding during a mass shooting, and comparing him unfavorably to his actions as a soldier with a gun doing his job in a combat situation?

Oddly relevant

Horse manure. If a cat running around is proof of “insufficient organization,” there be hundreds of them on the White House lawn

During job interviews I like to read out a list of ethnic slurs and get them to choose their favorite.

You either didn’t read the article, or you did, but your brain doesn’t work.

Damn, a whole comment that’s dumb as hell!

yes, you did very well at understanding what you just (possibly) read, thank you for stopping by

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Advice you would take from Andy Reid ranked:

If only his offensive lines blocked like his arteries...

“Five cheeses?! Look at Mr. Queen of England ova here! You get one pack of Kraft singles and an old sock that you let sit in a box of Bisquick to thicken it up. Anything more and you just wastin’ cheese and time.”
- Jim Tomsula

Look at that triple down!

Geno Smith obviously doesn’t understand the Coriolis effect, which would help him be a better quarterback.

Last time I checked the AARP was not trying to buy political backing to make sure that blue hairs

Every one of you assholes who vote Republican have blood on your hands. You’re all complicit. There’s no fixing you. These last two years have proven that. The United States of America can no longer function as one country. Not when half of you are totally cool with children dying as collateral damage so your…

If you were concerned about the market, it shouldn’t matter that they’re making higher salaries even at the rookie scale than most people, because you would recognize their life time earning potential is overwhelmingly concentrated in their 20s and 30s unlike essentially everyone else in the country. What matters is…