That’ll do for now, but winner ultimately gets it named after them.

“I don’t get it. Who’s Zeno and why would the Vikings run into two of them Aflac birds on the field?”

I am guessing he is in a discount tatto parlor whacked on the game-time beer of the week, getting a Marge Simpson in a Keenum jersey added to his variety of Vikes tats on his back. He may be cuddling a wombat as well.

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

Dude HAD to have money on the Vikings. There’s no other explanation.