My dream is that a year from now, we get a Nintendo Direct presentation, in which they finally unveil the grand new Metroid game everyone has been waiting for, and at the very end of the trailer, we see “A Hideo Kojima Game” across the screen.

That is not the Dr Mario ad music I’ve had stuck in my head for twenty-five years...

“High quality does not really fit with games called ‘street fighter’ and ‘combat,’” said one city council member.

My first Razer Mamba fell apart after 2 months. The side grips were cheaply glued. I dont like Razer products.. they are kinda shoddy. I’d recommend a Logitech G502 over this doo doo here lol.

I would lump Kotaku’s coverage of the goings on into the LOSERS list as well. I had to hear about several games and their showings from friends and then go look them up because Kotaku wasn’t covering them.

Can’t not post it:

So when does Hooli take a crack at it? They need some positive PR after that MMA disaster with Nucleus.

OUR FAVORITE CANARY IS BACK!

Release a playable teaser. It gets called the most fresh, exciting, original, and memorable horror experience in years, receiving praise and accolades from the press, media, critics, and gamers, even winning some GOTY awards.

Note to self: check back on the comments later for several good ideas to steal.

Nvidia reserved pricing information to the last minute as they delivered the opening keynote at their GPU Technology Conference — unsurprisingly the Titan X will be $999.

Same title, different game, dumbfuck.

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

I came for the collusion. I stayed for that last sentence.

Was killing a three year old development really more cost effective than pushing it through? Even a half-assed game makes some money back, a dead game makes nothing. It could be a reputation thing, I guess, but still. I'd have liked to see this happen, good or bad.

I used to work at a pizza and barbecue place, in a region that is not known for its barbecue. Our meats were really good, but the people in the area were generally unfamiliar with the concept of barbecue that was smoked instead of grilled.