And here I thought he just collected bottle caps.
One time he bought four or five boxes of the Quaker brand instant oatmeal instead of Kroger’s store brand. He still openly regrets splurging on something so unnecessary.
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”
Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.
Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.
Oh my God, that header gif! Yes!
Johnny’s a competitor. Right now he’s looking at Ryan Leaf’s post-NFL life and is thinking, “I can top that.”
The problems of which you speak have been problems in the cities. I don’t know who you’re talking to but there are plenty of people in the cities who are suffering. The difference seems to be that for some reason the discussion about suffering in rural areas are talked about as though the people there are not at fault…
I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.
“Trump is awfully racist!”
It’s “just” a trailer, amiright? Not a 25' long and 15' high box trailer. It is as tall as his house. And he is not parking it there, he is storing it there. It is why they made these places. So, you do not have to be a douche to your neighbors and understand that just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
I’m impressed with how a freakishly athletic 21-year-old managed to mimic that 52-year-old middle manager from the morning run.
It’s not that he doesn’t love football now. He just chose to play later rather than sooner.
I wonder if this will be a recurring thing in college sports? I could see a lot of players across football and basketball deciding not to potentially injure themselves during a season in which they’re not getting paid while preparing to go high in a draft. It would probably make the NCAA think twice about not paying…
Because previously he has just been an amusing-for-his-cluelessness C-grade celebrity, his ability to harm had limited scope, he was just simply boorish.
Cubans tend to be a little hesitant when entering Trump’s property already.
Wake me up when he announces his final solution to campaign finance reform.