It’s also in Sudan.

You left out my boy Ethan Happ out of the Wisconsin section. Dude is gonna blow up this year and have a better season than Hayes or Koenig, calling it now.

HOW DARE YOU CALL HARAMBE ‘VILE’! HARAMBE WAS A SAINT! A SAINT I TELL YOU! RIP IN PEACE HARAMBE!

Congrats on the sex.

#GorillaLivesMatter

For what he lacked in wins he made up for in cleaned toilets, rugs sold door-to-door, vacuums repaired, grout installed, and scrap copper salvaged.

Ballgahzi had the hottest takes so I’m gonna go with that. FREE BRADY!

You have heard of book clubs, right?

I found the unicorn, you guys! A self aware Cards fan! Congrats on not being an awful person!

It would totally die if every Cardinals fan wasn’t so butt-hurt about being called a ‘stodgy stick in the mud’. But literally every Cardinals fan comes rushing to their teams defense. If literally one of you was like haha, yeah some of our fans are idiots it would die. But you can’t, because you’re all awful.

Yeah, the Cards are probably the best team at sports on this list, but they’re the worst at life. Life > Sports. Cards are the worst.

It’s gotta be the Cards. I can feel some modicum of sympathy for all of the other teams on the list except for the Cards and the Knicks. The Knicks get a pass pass because Krapstraps Porkzingers is awesome. The Cards are awful, worst team, by far.

Pretty sure PFTCommenter was on to JJ Watt before PFT: http://uproxx.com/ksk/does-j-j-w…

Don’t be nice to Curt Schilling. You can just say you hate Rovell more, it’s cool.

Curt Schilling is awful, but the takes are so hot and the memes are so dank, it’s just too good of fodder to be bad twitter. Schilling is everything wrong with lower class America. Rovell on the other hand is just an awful, brand-pushing, dweeb and is everything that is awful about upper class America. So rich guys…

Math checks out, you guys. Nice.

Pardon My Take is phenomenal, I need oven mitts for all these hot takes.

Nah, it’s just the offseason lull. PFT will be hot fire once the NFL season starts again.

Doesn’t have a 69 in it, but still...nice.

Nice.