1) What you’re saying has nothing to do with the fact the people tend to enjoy living under a set of laws. 2) Come on. Rioting? I’ve seen bigger riots after the Final Four. Read better websites.

I am a Democrate and I believe in ironclad communal decisions on everything from toileting to beer selection, charging all my drugs to someone else’s credit card, and unbounded hedonism.

Hatches, ranked:

I love when Republicans say one reason they belong to their party is because they support the rule of law. Know who else supports the rule of law?

Can anyone explain to me why dumb people think people who aren’t in the country legally can get on welfare? It’s already too hard for people who have never even left the country to get government assistance.

I’m a lifelong Republican. I am (was) a Republican because I believe in individual liberty, personal responsibility, and the rule of law.

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

4-5 Rams you say?

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

If he’s too stressed, I hope Fisher doesn’t jerk Goff on national television.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

The Venn diagram of “fans who like to drink six beers and holler their heads off” and “people who can afford to go to a Patriots game” doesn’t have the largest overlap.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

Yep, in New York State, which had a 99.8% chance of being blue. And no matter how many people insinuate I’m scum, I’m still cool with my decision.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

As soon as Clinton and Obama reached out to Trump, his manic desire to be loved by everyone immediately kicked into gear and he began walking back many of his previous positions- on deportations, on the prosecution of Bill and Hillary, and on his language concerning undocumented immigrants who haven’t committed…

As we are all slowly realizing, bad NBA basketball is 100 times better than bad NFL football.

This is every basketball game my friends and I ever played on the court with the 9 foot rims. Except for the made 3.