Harambe.

whoever agrees to appear in person to accept the award, they got my vote.

Tomsula!!

Tomsula isn’t just the sports person of the year, but janitor, tanner, aspestos remover, daycare driver, lawn maintenence, fireplace sweeper, AND scrap recycler of the year. The choice is obvious people.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

Was The Block too late to make the list?

Bear Friday = quittin’ time. Thanks, crafty garbage bear. I no longer have to justify my slacking to myself.

That catch literally looks like a catch from a Madden game where the ball glitchteleports into the receiver’s hands after hitting their avatar.

Vegans are the food version of celibates. Do (or don’t do) whatever you want, but don’t judge me. Only Odin/the Force can judge me.

You can cook literally anything in a foil pouch on the grill...throw in some grated parm to get it crispy:)

It’s funny I was JUST thinking about that article yesterday because I decided a fan (not a ceiling fan but a normal floor blowy one) is better than an AC provided you are standing directly in front of it.

Good. The Universe is punishing you for your blasphemy.

I once wrote an entire essay here about the amount of training a cop is given with a gun, and while it varies from state to state in Alabama, the basic training requirements include 47 hours of firearms training broken down into different sections, now that may seem like a lot but for comparison in Alabama there are…

Depending on how you look at the numbers, Wade was either perfectly fine while with the Heat, or amazingly selfless. He either: still made $10 million per year or more, or took around a 30% pay cut. If you VOLUNTEERED for a 30% pay cut, you’d want a crazy payday later.

Are you experiencing any other symptoms? Like, does this make sense right now:

Wouldn’t any plan involving free or reduced tuition be better if it also took a hard look at why college is so damned expensive? Nobody ever seems to ask that and every time government pours more money in, the colleges raise the price.

you don’t know what you’re talking about. europe’s been doing that for a while with relatively few problems.

Another example of the progressive party being the party of a strong economy. Investments in education pay off substantially by providing a skilled, intelligent labor force, which in turn increases productivity. There is a massive educational gap that will cost us up to $2 trillion in GDP over the course of the next…