That swamp is the #7 entertainment destination in Jacksonville.

Maybe he is smart with his money?

“The officer continued to knock on the window until the passenger, 29-year-old Marissa O. Staples of Cincinnati, said “what’s up,”

Well, if he wasn’t fucked-up. . . .it must have been one HELL of a BJ!

Of all times for there not to be an “all of the above” choice.

My favorite NFL team is opening a billion dollar stadium this fall using public funds that DO NOT EXIST and won’t ever exist.

I got 11 balls today

Um, you clicked on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Then you commented on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Deadspin now knows that if they continue to write articles on the Cardinals losing, you will open them, and comment on them, giving them readership statistics they can then show to…

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

What’s Drew’s stance on the Mayo ban?

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Have you ever heard of flour weevils? I hadn’t either...until I had. :(

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

Maybe it was dog shit from her dog and she didn’t pick it up, in which case, good for him and I might start doing the same around here.

Give it time.

The only mystery to me is how the Knicks never signed Greg Oden

Never forget...

“Pretty”?... he’s like in the top 1% of ugliest dudes in the NBA.