If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Girls v. Boys which originally aired on “The N”

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:

Fittingly, with a 4–6 start.

Hulk Hogan?

Sorry, probably should have called it “held ball” — whether the game just uses a possession arrow (the correct method), or whether someone has to scream “FIRST” and then everyone argues over who, in fact, first yelled first, and whether said yell was timely or premature (the stupid and wrong method).

You forgot “Don’t jack three’s like you’re Steph Curry. You are not Steph Curry”. That guy is the worst, and it’s a sure-fire way to make sure you are never passed the ball again. There’s one at every game who takes the ball just over half court and then chucks one up because shockingly no one is defending him that…

More like Caramello amirite?

W2 soon

If LeBron quit just because he lost 4 finals, he wouldn’t have won three. Or some other hot take that doesn’t make sense. Look, all I’m saying is that LeBron is a better soccer player than Messi.

Counterpoint

[Borat voice] very nice

Hey, Kluwe has seen Black Mirror. Neat.

UK say eurozone make it too easy for immigrants to cross boarders, like evil gypsies. How do I make it harder for immigrants to cross into my wife’s vageen?! (double thumbs up)

“If you build it, you will probably bankrupt it.”

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

J.R. Smith shouldn't have to wear a shirt ever again.