It’s like he... trades in death... a Killmonger

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

My takeaway from this: “Keep on fucking that chicken, guys” will be my go to phrase for all purposes from now on.

That would explain Brady’s obsession with water.

That baby is an unholy mixture of Brady, Belichik and Kraft’s DNA implanted in a surrogate in an attempt to breed the Football Kwisatz Haderach.

I really hope I live to see us overcome the serious limitations of manned spaceflight at least to the point where we can successfully exit the solar system without getting irradiated all to shit. Then we can finally get down to business: pushing alien cat people around.

cats have whiskers

It would be epic if they did CGI whiskers that looked good on screen, but then if you zoomed in on the individual hairs, they were actually tiny Henry Cavills :P

You wouldn’t be alone in that minority. I’m a very big fan of Jeff VanderMeer and Annihilation was the first book I read of his. I knew the film was going to be very different from the source material but I got what I wanted: a movie I enjoyed very much that stood well enough on its own. While it would’ve been cool to…

They should cast him in a live action adaptation of Robotech as Roy Fokker.

David Tennant looks like Geddy Lee in that outfit.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

Pride didn’t go away, it’s just that most of LGBTQ parades are in the summer.

Even Discovery’s spore drive gave them a way to possibly do it short of making it an anthology. Instead of finding themselves 9 months in the future after their recent trip, they could’ve ended up 9 years, or 90 years, or 900 years in the future.

I also love this idea for the latest Trek show. Was sorely disappointed that they didn’t go with that idea. Best fan hypothetical I read involved a long-lived alien central character (say a Vulcan or better still a Trill), who would anchor the series, as it explored varying historical points in Trek’s timeline, from…

I hear there’s a videotape proving his hot sauce set the world record on the scoville scale.

yeah but he used the hot sauce emulator, SAUCEtopia to make it