Wait... so Phasma sucks at her job and it sounds like she got a promotion? Good to see you can fail up in the Star Wars universe, just like in real life.

So you’re trans-weathered? Feeling persecuted?

I have not seen this movie but judging by the bat shit absurdity of a plane taking off at ground level but somehow managing to below street level during the ascent leads me to believe, yes. This movie was made better with Yackety Sax.

Seriously, that guy gets it. You pay to see him, he’s going to give you a show without any prima donna shit.

Get ready for a surprise!

Trump failed Cultural etiquette 101.

Don’t forget the Mr. Plow jingle!

In a strange turn of events, Matt Ryan said he will also be skipping the White House event.

This is the one I usually go with-

I’m sick of this “bad candidate” crap. You can call him a raging orange dumpster fire all you want but until you’re ready to acknowledge that, BECAUSE HE IS A RAGING ORANGE DUMPSTER FIRE, that “bad candidate” nonsense doesn’t apply.

Actually I have researched her background and can say I understand the type of person she is and I know her core values. I don’t have children, but when I do I hope to teach them to stand up against the evil and greed in this world and never back down. I hate evil. I hate greed. I hate religious privilege. I hate…

Fuck off with this bullshit. An anti-science, pyramid scheme inheriting nitwit was just confirmed to the highest education post in the nation by the vote of an idiot who thinks gays should be shocked until not gay. Get the fuck out with this “let’s all get along. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN” steaming pile of…

It’s way at the end after he’s faked his death and spends the rest of his days settling land easement disputes as a mysterious, wandering comptroller of legend.

They need to cut costs and slash inventory. Maybe they could bring back Ray Lewis as a spokesman.

I still wish they did a post picard show rather than pre kirk.

Defeated Superman in BvS.

It’s almost like the more he tightens his grip, the more systems will slip through his fingers.

THIS! A thousand times this! The needs of science trump the needs of the imaginary bearded sky beings.

Why does every character have to have a complete story arc? Go back and watch Where Eagles Dare, Guns of Navarone or The Dirty Dozen - movies that R1 was emulating - and see how much development the characters had. Pretty much zero, outside of the two lead actors (and even just barely).

Oh, it’ll have the same mass appeal, but with 1/6 the wait.