And then they came for the group gatherings, And I didn’t speakup because I could go to the bar; And then they came for the barkeeps, And I didn’t speak up because I could stream illegally; And then . . . they came for me . . . And by that time i was watching porn because, who cares about Jags V. Titans?

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Ohh, real funny making fun of a guy with a serious FUCK SHIT ASS

Those are a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life.

Maños - The Horns Of Fate

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

“Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?”

I’ve seen a few people using this technique, but started experimenting with it a while back. If you are going for a particular flavor, use a liquid that matches your goal. I’ve tried everything from the excess water in a jar of salsa, beef stock, french onion soup, beer (not great), Pepsi (right before you finish, it…

brilliant.

Basher knows a thing or two about EMP...let’s see what he thinks.

I deal with people that have a hard time figuring out how to change the toner. Most office employees heads would explode upon the first attempt to explain this concept.

Kevin Klein’s biggest hit since A Fish Called Wanda

This feels age appropriate

I'd love for bill burr to yell the news at me every night. "Those ISIS cunts, GFY!"

You are a monster.

your niece is very pretty. But honestly I have two very cute little girls (of course I think they are) and this article scares the crap out of me.

stoptimus prime

Two astronauts, one capillary force adhesion cup.

Use Finish Quantum. It may cost a bit more, but it's the best there is.